25 February 2011
Eeeeek!! LONDON calling
Choose knitted Objets d'art
Paint alluminium tea pots.
I knooo. I knoo. Only the spout and handles are painted. Well spotted.
It is the theatre that matters - the theatre.
And zee reason for all zees preparation?
One will have 13 knitted objets d'art on exhibition at the...
Spring Stitch and Craft Show at the Olympia in West Kensington
17 - 20 March.
One will also be yakking away about tea cosies at the Knitting Live Stage 3 of the 4 days and signing books (if you loike).
Bring your own treasured tea cosy for show and tell, yep yep, do that and say hello to moi and all the other closet tea cosy fetishists.
1. speak in hushed tones about booking Corporate Cats
2. shuffle some papers on the desk
3. make a few lists
4. DO the things on the lists
5. check off the things on the lists
6. practice one's vowels
Now where DID One put that passport?