Tiger. TIger. Tiger.
You don't really think that a chuck under the chin will distract me from this indignity do you!
Eighteen years I've been on this planet. EIGHTEEN YEARS! And STILL so much to endure.
If you don't take this thing off my head NOW I cannot be held responsible for injuries to your face.
From us: Tiger Tiger. Please can we visit again. We promise to be good and keep our tea cosies to ourselves. Aw gawn. You know you luv uz.