Mr Succulent Plant has been hovering in the background of all the latest tea cosy hero shots and today rebelled insisting the focus was on him.
So here he is clear as a bell while Ms Coral Fantasy 2008 fuzzes up.
Ask me why there are knitting needles in a shot with something that is clearly crocheted.
Gawn. Ask me.
So we moved on over to this precarious position, right away from any limelight hugging greenery.
We are almost there. Four. Me thunks FIVE might make an exhibition.